What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:09

You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Octopussy
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What would you change in Rings of Power?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
What has been your best sexual experience?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.